So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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