She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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