marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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