i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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