Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
so much tequila, so little girl.
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