Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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