Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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