Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
we're making bets on your personal life
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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