I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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