why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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