Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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