She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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