margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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