We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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