This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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