i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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