So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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