Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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