i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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