oh god the rape fog is back!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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