She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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