you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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