none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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