you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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