Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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