we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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