I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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