Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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