I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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