May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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