Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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