Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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