Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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