i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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