Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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