is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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