i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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