You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just puked most of my soul out..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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