so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
worst night to have a conscience
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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