I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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