so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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