they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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