I just saw a hot homeless man
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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