I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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