tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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