Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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