Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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