drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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