what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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