i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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