i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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