Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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