I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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