omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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