If i could tip my vagina, i would.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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